i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
