She's JV to your varsity
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i out mim tonsoeep
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