I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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