Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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