therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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