More tranny stories later!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just invented taco cereal.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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