Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
