AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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