More tranny stories later!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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