great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize