I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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