Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
