Slut skills are useful in every country.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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