There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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