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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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