I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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