whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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