if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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