when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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