she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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