I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
