I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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