i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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