He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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