well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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