I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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