why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Alive.
So much puke
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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