just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
