Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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