Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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