i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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