So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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