Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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