We need to rekindle our bromance
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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