My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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