no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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