uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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