It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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