Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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