Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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