love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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