why didn't you poke me back
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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