Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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