Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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