Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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