If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
being pregnant is like rehab
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize
