did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Drake has all the answers
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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