Small penises have feelings too.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I have post one night stand depression
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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