Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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