i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
he's single and there are thong briefs.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
