maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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