She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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