i barfeds in our rink
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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