Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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