yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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